Something they’ll Never Have (Part II)

This is Part II of a multi-post piece.  Click here for Part I

The Bloody Sock

There are certain things that red Sox fans throw up in the faces of Yankee fans during argument. One of the items on that list is the Curt Schilling’s Game 6 performance. The seven inning, four hit, one run masterpiece might not be enough had that been all there was to mention. But, as anyone who’s ever followed Major League Baseball has heard, Game 6 will forever be known as “The Bloody Sock Game”.

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Curt Schilling was brought to the Red Sox because he was a Yankee killer.  He and Randy Johnson had brought a World Series victory to expansion Arizona in 2001 at the expense of Jeter and the then thought of as unbeatable Bombers. When Schilling became a free agent, he was courted hard by the Red Sox front office.  In the end, it was the lure of making history – bringing that elusive championship to a downtrodden Red Sox Nation – that helped make the decision.

In 2004, Schilling lead American League 21-6 record, posting a 3.26.  He was second in the Cy Young vote, an All-Star, and at least in the conversation where league MVP was concerned.  The season was just about everything that Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein could have hoped for.  But as the season drew to a close and the post-season began, Schilling began showing signs of wear.  Namely a sore ankle that was causing some concern.

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As it turned out, Schilling had a torn peroneal retinaculum, a sheath in his right foot that keeps a tendon in place as the foot flexes. Without the sheath, the tendon moves freely over the large ankle bone and can be painful as well as unstable. Schilling was a right-handed pitcher, meaning that his right foot was his plant or push-off foot. Instability in that ankle would have resulted in diminished power, but also might risk greater injury.

Before the game the loose tendon was sutured through the skin with a local anesthetic. The procedure, no sometimes called the Schilling Tendon Procedure, is a temporary fix. The sutures need to be removed as soon as the player is done playing. In many cases they are torn by that time, as well.

Perhaps the most enduring image of that series is the shot of Schilling’s hand coming down to adjust his shoe and the obvious blood seeping through the sutures and staining his sock. As side from the obvious courage and dedication that Schilling displayed playing hurt, the move met well with “Cowboy Up,” first baseman Kevin Millar’s rallying cry. Not to mention that there could hardly be a more dramatic notion that a member of the Red Sox who really had a red sock – red from blood.

The astounding significance of Schilling’s performance was made all the more wonderful for Sox fans by the subsequent attempts to belittle it made by Yankee fans and New York press. Accusations were flung that suggested the stain was paint or even ketchup! As the ESPN documentary “30 for 30: Four Days in October” pointed out, the fox camera’s were on Schilling incessantly in and out of the dugout. It seems unlikely that, had Fox Sports commentators Joe Buck or Tim McCarver noticed Schilling painting his sock (or adding condiments to it) they would have failed to mention it.

That sock resides in the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York. That 139 miles is probably not nearly far enough from Yankee Stadium to suit Yankee fans.

Part III coming soon…

Something They’ll Never Have (Part I)

Twenty-seven. The New York Yankees have twenty-seven World Series. Barring the impossible to imagine ending of the franchise, there is a better-than-likely chance that no other professional baseball team will ever pass the Yankees in terms of their number of championships. But even without any real hope of surmounting them, Boston Red Sox fans have something that the Yankees and their fans don’t have. There is something that Red Sox Nation has that The Bronx Bombers and their minions will never, ever get. That one mystical item can be referenced with relative accuracy with one term: The 2004 ALCS.

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The Spring Tradition of Despising the Yankees

Ah, yes!  Spring is here, and with it, baseball season ahs returned.  But nothing is without its unwanted baggage and the arrival of the boys of summer is no different.  For though we are but one game into the season, the first vile fan jibe has been launched and, no surprise, it came from the launch pad of a Yankee fan.

So, this that in mind, lets go through an opening weekend list of why it’s dumb to be a Yankee fan.

10. Joe Girardi – Simply stated, grown men with dental braces creep me out.  Totally.

9. Jorge Posada – Million and millions earned, still he has not done a thing about those ears.  Two words Jorge – COSMETIC SURGERY

8.  The New Yankee Stadium – You cannot be brand new and maintain “old tradition”, especially when you charge the same price for a seat as a month’s rent for a Soho one-bedroom apartment.

7. A-Rod – He’s gone from a prima donna Mr. Perfect and all around all-star to an slightly above average third baseman with a positive ‘roid test in his history and a really, really uncomfortable Super Bowl moment, to boot.

6. Derek Jeter – I would have mad respect for this guy if he didn’t consistently let people (A-Rod, Hank Steinbrenner, Brian Cashman, Yankee fans-at-large) crap all over him.  If he had a spine he’s be with the Dodgers, Cubs, or Phillies right now.

5. Hank Steinbrenner – What’s worse that being a pompous blowhard who treats people like dirt and leads by fear and intimidation?  Being the son of the guy who did that and trying to mimic your dad, but being a really lame copy.

4. Hal Steinbrenner – When you play second fiddle to the likes of Hank, you’re pretty much the dictionary definition of pathetic.

3. No Sergio Mitre – In a long line of questionable pitching moves, when the Yankees traded Mitre on 3/25, they stole my best joke material.  “You know things are going good when the Yanks bring out the Mitre!  What’s a party without a Mitre?”

2.  Suzyn Waldman – There could be an entire list of reasons to dislike this lady, but for our purposes here, we’ll settle for A) Women should not broadcast baseball games, and B) She once cried during a postgame wrap-up.  Enough said?

1. Yankee Fans – At the top of every list, the piggish, unknowledgeable fans.  If you ask 10 Yankee fans know precious little about anything not related to pinstripes.  In fact, I asked 10 Yankee fans who the person was the I referenced in #2 on this list and only one knew, so many know very little about their own team.  They have proven to time and again to be classless (example: spitting on Cliff Lee’s wife), hypocritical (embrace of Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, Tom Gordon, and the way they threw Jeter under the bus this past off-season.) Not to mention, as stated in the first paragraph, they are usually the first to weigh in with bile when the subject of baseball season begins.

Choice Moment: Cowboys RB gets Vick’s Postgame Autograph

We’ve covered all the arguments about Michael Vick, his criminal past, and his current season’s success.  I know it’s a sensitive subject.  I get it.

But how could I, an avid Philadelphia Eagles fan, ignore this special moment.  Just after the Eagles handed the Dallas Cowboys their ninth loss of the season, Tashard Choice, the second string running back of “da boys” came up to Michael Vick as the teams were leaving the field to ask Vick for an autograph.

Vick complied, signing one of Choice’s gloves.

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Isn’t it Just a Game: Sports Blogs Bring Out the Worst

It’s been a long time since I started to make a concerted effort to ignore politics entirely.  I still vote, which, perhaps, makes me a hypocrite, but I find so little in the way of redeeming qualities in ANY politicians, regardless of whether they are left, right, or somewhere in the middle.  The entire system is predicated on a person’s ability to lie and raise lots of money (which is then owed by way of favors.)  It’s like being trapped in a cage with a viper and a scorpion:  You can pick your favorite, but no matter which one wins, you’re in trouble.

So, rather than wallow in that mud, I choose to pay attention to sports.  Sure, the folks involved in that are every bit as corrupt and amoral as the politicians, but they can’t raise my taxes or start wars that my kids have to fight in and pay for.  Plus, since they are just games, I used to think that the acrimony would be a lesser variety.  I mean, come on!  It’s only a game.

Why so pissy?

My assessment has proven to be very much mistaken—at least about the amount of vitriol that exists in and around sports.  Plus, it’s not the players and other directly involved in the industries that are the worst.  no, it’s the fans.

If you want to see direct examples of how much disgusting hatred the average person is capable of there is no better place to look than in the comments thread of a sports related news story or blog post. (more…)

An Open “Thank You” Note to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell From Baseball Fans

Dear Roger,

Greetings, salutations, and hopes that this letter finds you well.  We, the amalgam of baseball romantics and purists wish to offer you a sincere thanks for all you’ve been doing lately to help boost Major League Baseball back in the direction of prominence in American sport.

Ever the PR-minded guy, Brandon Marshall started highering a professional photographer for his requent assault and domestic violence arrests.

Your recent work in advocating changes to eliminate the big hits from your sport are inspiring to the lovers of a finesse game like baseball.  Of course, the beauty of your actions is found in the way that you don’t state you wish to turn the NFL into the Lingerie Football League*. The fines you’ve levied recently, though, will ultimately make it impossible for defensive players to make any hard hits.  The NFL is literally one step away from flags hanging from waste-lines!

You’re opus (thus far) has been the James Harrison situation.  You have proven that you are in charge in the NFL.  Two fines totaling $95,000 dollars have the pro-bowl Steeler contemplating retirement!  And to think: Neither of the hits he was fined for were even considered penalties by the officials!

You, Roger, are an artist! (more…)

Top Ten Reasons It’s Good that the Yankees Lost the ALCS

10. CC Sabathia can take a break from his diet.

9. The next time we see the Yankees, they will have gotten rid of those “GMS” patches on their chests.

8. A-Rod can get a head-start on his annual winter “Skank-A-Palooza”. (more…)

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